Friday, Jume 11th, 2004.
How about that Game 3 (Pistons Vs Lakers) last night? Are you Laker fans ready to jump off the bandwagon yet? Face it the Lakers are not hungry and the Pistons defense is too much for them. The Lakers (and everyone else) thought that this was going to be a cake walk. I guess somebody forgot to tell the Pistons that. First things first. I want to say that I hate the
Lakers...fuck them. Fuck them all. Are they good? Yes. People who say
they suck are stupid. I just cannot stand all the bandwagon Laker fans.
People who didn't give a shit about them when they were loosing. Then
all of a sudden they get Shaq, then Kobe, then Phil Jackson and then
everyone is on their nuts.
The funny thing is, that every time I mention to a Laker fan
that most Laker fans are bandwagon fans they say, "Oh not me, I've
always been a Laker fan." Yeah and Robert Blake didn't plan his wife's
death either right? The sad thing is that whenever the Lakers seem like
they are going to lose it all, a lot of their fans go into hiding.
Remember the Lakers first championship? Remember the finals
when they played the Sixers? Right before game 1 I saw several cars
with Laker flags on it. I saw them every where when I was driving to
work the next day. When the Lakers lost game 1, I didn't see one
Laker flag
when driving to work. Damn LA, you jump off the bandwagon that fast huh?
Lets fast forward to this season. The Lakers are down 2-0
against the Spurs. Once again the Laker fans jump off the bandwagon.
They come back and win the series (Derek Fisher is a lucky bitch) and
the "fans" jump back on.
There are more examples but you get my point. Laker fans are
bandwagon fans as a whole. I'll go as far as to say that most Laker
fans are not even real basketball fans. They probably
wouldn't even recognize Michael Cooper and/or AC Green in a line up.
When the Lakers lose this series I'm going to have the VCR
on record. I can see it now. Phil Jackson (AKA Col. Sanders) is
going to have that same stupid look on his face that hasn't changed in
the past 10 years. Shaq will probably leave the arena (not before
saying something stupid) go home and start to gain another 50 pounds.
Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher will be crying on the bench like a couple
of bitches. Gary Payton will give some lame excuse as to why the
"Glove" couldn't even guard my baby nephew. And Karl Malone's
country ass will hop into his truck and drive home.
I'm sure I'll get some emails saying that the Lakers were
hurt (Karl Malone, Horace Grant) and that's why they lost. Well, check
this, the Lakers were riding lady luck long enough. They were lucky
against the Spurs and the only reason they beat the Timberwolves was
because Sam Cassel was injured. Besides you should be happy, traffic
would have been a bitch during the Laker parade.
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