Before I go any further with my thoughts, I must say this....

The Pistons' defense is so good, that Kobe should hire them for his rape trial.

Hahhaaahahahaahaha. Man I am so happy. Just seeing Derek Fisher crying like a little girl is priceless. All you bandwagon Laker fans wake up!!! Your dynasty is dead, over, done, kaput. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!? Go back to your fake lives.

 

Gary Payton aka the Glove??? More like the Mitten. What are you gonna do now? Maybe you can try and ride the coat tails of the Pistons...nah they play defense.

 

Hey Karl Malone AKA "THE GREATEST WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER." Have fun on the farm you hick. How does it feel knowing that your daughter has a ring and you don't? Hahahhhhaha have fun milking those cows.

 

I guess we wont be seeing those Laker flags for a while. And no Laker parade. Ahhhh life is good. I'm sure Red Aurabach is lighting the fatest cigar right now. Lets put it to rest. Phil Jackson is NOT the best coach ever. He is no where near that. All that talent, and he got out coached. Simply pathetic.

 

And now that I'm on a role, lets put something else to rest. Kobe Bryant is NOT the next Michael Jordan. Kobe couldn't carry Jordan's jock strap in an armored car. Yeah Bryant might be close to Jordan's level when Jordan was Kobe's age, but remember ass clowns, Jordan played in college, Kobe did not. Kobe had time to get better while playing against better talent in the NBA. Kobe is at his peak, he is not going to get better like Jordan got better. And besides, I don't ever remember Jordan choking in the finals....do you?

 

That's all I have to say, I have more drinking to do.