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Tuesday, October 3, 2006.
Andy Reid and the NFL Power Rankings: Week 4

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First off a big FU goes out to Andy Reid for not letting the world know that he wasn't going to start Brian Westbrook until pretty much the last minute. Andy you knew you weren't going to start him. And because of you being all hush hush about it, I almost lost my fantasy league game. You pulled this same nonsense the week before when he took Donte' Stallworth out of the lineup right before the start of the game.

It wasn't like you were playing a tough team Andy. You guys were playing the Green Bay Packers. There was no reason for the secret. So once again, F*ck you Andy Reid. You fat f*ck!!

But I digress.

It is now time for the only rankings that matter.

2006 RyanMcBain.com Power Rankings: Week 4
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENTS
	1 (4)	Bears	4-0-0	The Bears narrowly beat out the Colts for the number 1 spot. Not because they beat Seattle. But because they bent the Seahawks over a table, wrapped sandpaper around their genitalia, and then...well you get the idea.
	2 (1)	Colts	4-0-0	The Colts should have had an easier time against the Jets.
	3 (5)	Ravens	4-0-0	The scary thing is that Steve McNair is going to get better. Not to mention the fact that the Ravens don't have a great WR.
	4 (6)	Eagles	3-1-0	Injuries might be the only thing that will hold Philly back. McNabb is looking like a MVP. The guy is hotter than a pack of hemroids right now.
	5 (9)	Falcons	3-1-0	The Falcons defense really stepped up against the Cards. I know this because I had Atlanta's D on my fantasy team :)
	6 (2)	Seahawks	3-1-0	Looks like the Seahawks won't be dominating the NFC. The Madden curse ain't no joke.
	7 (11)	Panthers	2-2-0	Steve Smith = wins.
	8 (8)	Broncos	2-1-0	Lets see if Dever can keep the mojo working. Plummer needs to play like he did against the Pats and the run game needs to stay strong.
	9 (12)	Cowboys	3-1-0	The Cowboys look strong. T.O. is coming to Philly on October 8th. And he's bringing his pills with him. I can't wait.
	10 (15)	Patriots	3-1-0	The Pats proved they can still win big. Especially against teams that can't stop the run to save their lifes.
	11 (3)	Bengals	3-1-0	Defense is the reason why this team won't go far. Either that or felonies.
	12 (10)	Chargers	2-1-0	The Chargers played OK. But not having an experienced QB *cough* Drew Brees *cough* will hurt them when they play teams that can contain LT.
	13 (13)	Steelers	1-2-0	When will Big Ben get out of his slump?
	14 (20)	Redskins	2-2-0	The Skins look like they are back in the groove. Santana Moss played well against a good defense.
	15 (7)	Jaguars	2-2-0	I'll say it again...THE JAGUARS BETTER LEARN HOW TO USE THEIR YOUNG WRS.
	16 (19)	Rams	3-1-0	The Rams have a stud at RB. They should use him more.
	17 (17)	Giants	1-2-0	Maybe the bye week will help the D a little.
	18 (14)	Saints	3-1-0	The Saints have nothing to be ashamed of. Their running game was contained and they only lost by 3.
	19 (18)	Jets	2-2-0	Mangini deciding to go for it all on 4th down was stupid.
	20 (26)	Bills	2-2-0	Losman seems to be getting it.
	21 (16)	Vikings	2-2-0	Smart teams can't afford to make mistakes when they don't have any playmakers on the team.
	22 (22)	Chiefs	1-2-0	The Chiefs are back!!?!? Actually no. They only beat the crap out of a very weak team.
	23 (27)	Browns	1-2-0	If you are going to get your first win, it might as well be against the worse team in the NFL.
	24 (21)	49ers	1-3-0	Its going to be a long season.
	25 (24)	Cardinals	1-3-0	Leinart is the starter now. Can the O-Line protect him?
	26 (25)	Packers	1-3-0	Favre needs help but he also needs to cut back on the mistakes.
	27 (23)	Dolphins	1-3-0	Good News: You have a healthy QB. Bad News: His name is Daunte Culpepper Nice 2 point conversion play BTW hahahaha.
	28 (28)	Buccaneers	0-3-0	Looks like the Buccs season is almost over. I doubt they will rebound without a decent QB.
	29 (29)	Lions	0-4-0	Don't worry guys. Nobody expected you to win games anyway.
	30 (31)	Texans	1-3-0	Mario Williams got a sack and a half?!?! STOP THE PRESS!!!!
	31 (30)	Titans	0-4-0	I was going to make fun of the Titans but I'm afraid of getting my face stomped on.
	32 (32)	Raiders	0-3-0	If I could rank the Raiders 33rd I would.