The Flow Check

Tuesday, October 10, 2006.
NFL Power Rankings: Week 5

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My favorite team is the worst team in all of sports. It hurts being a Raider fan. Yes they are bad, but they will not go 0-16. No team can be that bad...right?

The Dodgers getting swept is pissing me off as well. I really thought the Blue Crew could win the series. But I guess it helps to know how to run bases. LA better do everything in their power to resign Greg Maddux.

The only good thing going on in my sports world is that I am still undefeated in both of my fantasy leagues. Yep, I'm that damn smart.

But enough of that. It is now time for the only rankings that matter.

2006 RyanMcBain.com Power Rankings: Week 5
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENTS
	1 (1)	Bears	5-0-0	Could we soon be introduced to the Super Bowl Shuffle part 2?
	2 (4)	Eagles	4-1-0	McNabb will win the MVP and the Bears will face the Eagles in the NFC championship. You heard it here first....bitch.
	3 (2)	Colts	5-0-0	You guys almost lost to the Titans. You don't deserve to be ranked number 2.
	4 (8)	Broncos	3-1-0	Impressive win Monday night. Denver is tough to beat at home. 12 straight home wins.
	5 (5)	Falcons	3-1-0	Lets see what the dirty birds do after their bye.
	6 (6)	Seahawks	3-1-0	Can Seattle recover from the Bears sodomizing them?
	7 (7)	Panthers	3-2-0	Smith and Johsnon are a nice 1 2 punch. But they will have a lot of trouble with the Ravens defense.
	8 (10)	Patriots	4-1-0	The fact the Pats had an easy win means nothing. Don't sleep on them.
	9 (12)	Chargers	3-1-0	Could this be the end of Martyball?
	10 (3)	Ravens	4-1-0	If only the Ravens had some offense.
	11 (11)	Bengals	3-1-0	Let's see how the bye affects them.
	12 (15)	Jaguars	3-2-0	The Jaguars should be in jail for the beating they gave the Jets.
	13 (17)	Giants	2-2-0	Is Shockey happy now?
	14 (9)	Cowboys	2-2-0	Hey T.O. Who do you think is a better QB? McNabb or Bledsoe? Hahhaahaa.
	15 (18)	Saints	4-1-0	Reggie Bush to the rescue!
	16 (16)	Rams	4-1-0	So the Rams won, big deal!! I'm pissed that Steven Jackson was 2 yards short of getting 100. Yes he is on my fantasy team.
	17 (13)	Steelers	1-3-0	Why did I draft Hines Ward?
	18 (14)	Redskins	2-3-0	How do you go from beating the Jaguars to losing to the Giants?
	19 (18)	Jets	2-3-0	STOP GOING FOR IT ON FOURTH DOWN!!!
	20 (22)	Chiefs	2-2-0	All might not be lost. The Chiefs are still hanging in there without their QB.
	21 (16)	Vikings	3-2-0	The losing streak comes to an end.
	22 (20)	Bills	2-3-0	You knew you weren't going to win.
	23 (24)	49ers	2-3-0	The Niners won the Ass Bowl...congrats.
	24 (23)	Browns	1-4-0	When your TE is the number 1 offensive weapon, there is going to be problems.
	25 (25)	Cardinals	1-4-0	At least Leinart played well.
	26 (26)	Packers	1-4-0	Another lost. Maybe Favre should go back to popping pills for the pain.
	27 (28)	Buccaneers	0-4-0	Well there's always next year.
	28 (27)	Dolphins	1-4-0	Drew Brees just called. He said, "Hahahahahahahahaa".
	29 (31)	Titans	0-5-0	The Titans played well. They have nothing to be ashamed about.
	30 (31)	Texans	1-3-0	What will Williams do now?
	31 (29)	Lions	0-5-0	Look on the bright side. At least you aren't the worst team in the NFL.
	32 (32)	Raiders	0-4-0	I'm a Raider fan. So I will be swallowing some pills before each game for now on to ease the pain.