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Tuesday, November 7, 2006.
Mike Holmgren has no sack & the NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

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I'm pissed. I'm f*cking pissed. Its bad enough that for the last 3 plus seasons I've had to watch my Raiders lose again and again. Good Lord!!! I'm glad the Silver and Black aren't provalactives because they can't protect against SHIT!! I knew they wouldn't go 11-5 but I had no idea they would continue to play this bad on offense. Someone let me know when Randy Moss and the offensive line gets some heart.

But what really ticks me off is a Coach with no balls that makes my fantasy team lose.

Last week I lost because I started Keyshawn Johnson over Chris Henry. No big deal. It was my first lost of the season and I made the right choice starting Johnson. This week most of my best players were on byes (Brian Westbrook, L.J. Smith, DeShaun Foster, and KeyShaun Johnson). Even though Steven Jackson got me 32 points I was still down by 25 going into Monday night. I needed Maurice Morris to have the game of his life...which he did. Morris ended the game with 138 yards rushing. That gave me 19 more points. Which wasn't enough. That's fine, but he should have been able to get me more points. Unfortunately for myself, Mike Holmgren is a pussy ass who probably wears pink panties.

Seattle was on their last drive of the game when Tyler Brayton got flagged and ejected for kneeing Jerramy Stevens in the groin. Luckly there was an unsportsmen like penalty on the Seahawks too so it didn't put the ball on the one yard line. I say this because Morris had 136 yards rushing at the time. I needed four more yards and a TD from him. On third down and about 5 he gets 2 more yards. So now its 4th down. Seattle is up 13 to 0 with a minute and some change left. Any Coach with the least amount testerone would go for it on 4th down after seeing one of his players getting kneed in the DNA shooter by the opposing team. But not Holmgren. His double x chromosome ass decides to kick a field goal which causes me to lose. And now I'm 7-2.

So in closing I would like to say that I'm glad the Steelers won Superbowl XL. F*ck you Mike Holmgren. I hope you get urinated on by a billy goat.

But I digress...

It is now time for the only rankings that matter.

2006 RyanMcBain.com Power Rankings: Week 9
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENTS
	1 (3)	Colts	8-0-0	I'm surprised the Colts pulled off the W. They will lose soon enough though. Why? Because Indy can't stop the run.
	2 (4)	Giants	6-2-0	Just squeaking by the Texans??!?! A win is a win I guess. Manning is going to have his hands full against the Bears defense.
	3 (5)	Ravens	6-2-0	When was the last time the Ravens had a bad defense? Oh and Brian Billick should have fired Jim Fassel a while ago.
	4 (6)	Broncos	6-2-0	The Jay Cutler area is still on ice. Javon Walker is not a WR. He is a magician . How the hell do you fool the camera man too?
	5 (2)	Patriots	6-2-0	Hey Belichick!! Last time I checked you should run the ball a lot when a team can't stop the run. But I really don't care. I always enjoy watching Tom Brady lose.
	6 (8)	Chargers	6-2-0	You guys almost lost to the Browns?! I guess you ain't too tough without your steroid monster.
	7 (1)	Bears	7-1-0	It goes without saying that there is no excuse for the Bears losing to the Fish. Maybe the Bears aren't who we thought they were. On a side note, I was lucky enough to have someone report back to me about the game. Here is the audio broadcast. [Click Here]
	8 (10)	Saints	6-2-0	God damn Marques Colston is the SHIT!!
	9 (11)	Jaguars	5-3-0	Stick with Garrard!!!
	10 (17)	Seahawks	5-3-0	Maurice Morris played like a G. Jerramy Stevens is a little hoe, and Mike Holmgren does not have male gentalia.
	11 (14)	Chiefs	5-3-0	I think Trent Green just lost his job...again.
	12 (9)	Cowboys	4-4-0	I don't know what makes less sense. Parcells going for 2 in the second quarter or not yelling at Owens for getting a 15 yard penalty.
	13 (13)	Panthers	4-4-0	Bye
	14 (7)	Falcons	5-3-0	Even I was convinced that Vick was coming around. I guess not. Losing to the Lions?!?! What a disgrace.
	15 (15)	Eagles	4-4-0	Bye
	16 (12)	Bengals	4-4-0	Too immature to go far this season.
	17 (26)	Redskins	3-5-0	The Skins still have a pulse.
	18 (23)	Bills	3-5-0	184 yards of total offense? At least the defense stepped up.
	19 (18)	Browns	2-6-0	The Browns need a QB.
	20 (20)	Jets	4-4-0	Bye
	21 (31)	Dolphins	2-6-0	Some say the Fish were inspired by the 1972 Dolphins. I say they were inspired by Flipper!!!
	22 (19)	Rams	4-4-0	Good: Getting Steven Jackson more involved. Bad: Letting Larry Johnson get in that ass for 172 yards.
	23 (22)	Packers	3-5-0	When you are as bad as the Packers, you can't turn the ball over 4 times. Even against the Bills.
	24 (29)	49ers	3-5-0	I think the Niners game against the Viks put every viewer to sleep.
	25 (16)	Vikings	4-4-0	Gee guys, that's some offense you got there.
	26 (21)	Raiders	2-6-0	My team might as well start losing for the rest of the season so they can get the first pick in the draft and then trade it for some offensive line help. Now where are those pills I was going to swallow?
	27 (24)	Steelers	2-6-0	Charlie Batch!!!!!!!
	28 (32)	Lions	2-6-0	Great win guys. But you still suck.
	29 (27)	Buccaneers	2-6-0	Your season is done. So Brady Quinn or Troy Smith?
	30 (30)	Cardinals	1-7-0	Bye
	31 (25)	Titans	2-6-0	How did that beat down feel?
	32 (28)	Texans	2-6-0	12th straight road loss. Great job guys!!