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Tuesday, December 12, 2006.
NFL Power Rankings: Week 14

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I have a new enemy in fantasy football. The New York Jets' defense.

I am in two fantasy leagues this year. In one league I am 10-3 and waiting for my playoff matchup this weekend. In my other league I am now 13-1. I lost in the final game before the playoffs. The sad thing is that I lost 103 to 102. If the Jets just would have played with some balls, instead of a vagina, I would be still undefeated straight up 1972 Dolphins style.

That's the only thing that is pissing me off right now. If I don't advance in the playoffs in both of my leagues I'm going to punch a hooker in the mouth with a roll of quarters.

But I digress...

It is now time for the only rankings that matter.

2006 RyanMcBain.com Power Rankings: Week 14
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENTS
	1 (1)	Chargers	11-2-0	The scary thing is that LaDainian Tomlinson is going to get better..
	2 (2)	Ravens	10-3-0	Steve McNair is getting hot at the right time.
	3 (4)	Bears	11-2-0	Hey Devin Hester, Dante Hall just called. He said that you are his idol.
	4 (6)	Bengals	8-5-0	Four wins in a row. And eight players arrested this year. I heard season two of ESPN's Playmakers is going to be about the Bengals.
	5 (9)	Saints	9-4-0	The student schools the teacher.
	6 (3)	Patriots	9-4-0	Its a good day when Tom Brady goes out like a little hoe.
	7 (12)	Jaguars	8-5-0	When Maurice Jones-Drew said he was better than Reggie Bush before the draft; people were laughing. Whose laughing now?
	8 (5)	Cowboys	8-5-0	Maybe Cowboy fans will shut up for a little while.
	9 (8)	Colts	10-3-0	When I said the Colts were overrated because of their weak run defense, my friend Torsten (from 120 Proof Ball ) said I was crazy. Well Torsten, the Colts gave up 166 yards to Jones-Drew on 16 carries and 131 yards to Fred Taylor on 9 carries. Oh and the Colts got served too. Are they overrated now?
	10 (14)	Eagles	7-6-0	The playoff dream is still alive.
	11 (7)	Seahawks	8-5-0	You guys better get it together.
	12 (13)	Titans	6-7-0	Vince Young made the Texans' defense look retarded on that last play. It was beautiful.
	13 (10)	Broncos	7-6-0	Jake Plummer is still laughing.
	14 (11)	Jets	7-6-0	Pathetic. Nice defense fellas.
	15 (18)	Giants	7-6-0	Too many injuries and too much drama.
	16 (17)	Dolphins	6-7-0	You punked the Patriots aka Satan. I'm happy.
	17 (15)	Panthers	6-7-0	Jake Delhomme sucks but he needs to get back on the field. And DeAngelo Williams needs to start.
	18 (16)	Chiefs	7-6-0	Trent Green CAN NOT play like this at this point in the season.
	19 (20)	Steelers	6-7-0	Willie Parker got in that ass.
	20 (21)	Bills	6-7-0	I'm glad you guys dealt a blow to the Jets' playoff hopes because their defense (if you want to call it that) cost me my perfect season in fantasy football.
	21 (22)	Falcons	7-6-0	The running game is injured and Michael Vick sucks. Good luck making the playoffs.
	22 (29)	Vikings	6-7-0	I was about to write you guys off.
	23 (19)	Browns	4-9-0	You guys got served.
	24 (27)	Cardinals	4-9-0	I'll be looking forward to what you guys can do next season.
	25 (28)	Packers	5-8-0	Brett Favre = Niner Killer.
	26 (24)	Rams	5-8-0	Umm maybe you shouldn't have kicked to Devin Hester that second time you idiots.
	27 (23)	49ers	5-8-0	My brother is a huge Niner fan. He actually thought Frisco would make it to the playoffs. Hahahaahhahahaa.
	28 (26)	Redskins	4-9-0	Maybe you should have used Antwaan Randle El more earlier in the season!!!! Idiots. Al Saunders is stealing money.
	29 (25)	Texans	4-9-0	Houston's History 2006 Mario Williams over Vince Young 1984 Akeem Olajuwon over Michael Jordan Time flows like a river...and history repeats.
	30 (30)	Buccaneers	3-10-0	Don't worry the season is almost over.
	31 (31)	Lions	2-11-0	Relax. You guys are the best 2-11 team this season.
	32 (32)	Raiders	2-11-0	I heard Art Shell was so disgusted with the Raiders that he let Michael Richards cuss them out in the locker room.