12/12/12: The Premonition
On this 12th month, 12th day, 12th hour, 12th minute, and 12th second, I will take an epic 12 inch shit, and flush the toilet 12 times.
Too many thoughts and not enough pennies…or toilet paper for that matter.
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?