President Obama releases his Long Form Birth Certificate for the idiots

President Obama today gave into the nut-jobs and the intellectually challenged by releasing the long form version of his birth certificate.

I’m sure some will ask why it took so long. The fact of the matter is if you request your birth certificate from the state of Hawaii, they give you a “Certification of Live Birth” (COLB) like Obama had released back in 2007. Obama’s legal team had to get a special waiver to get the long form version released, which was a complete waste of time and tax payer money. Obviously, these were the reasons he didn’t want to bother with it before. Unfortunately this “not an American citizen nonsense” kept coming back like a bad case of herpes.

The Birthers will most likely turn this into a new conspiracy. People like this never cease to amaze me with their stupidity. Even with a copy of the long form, the Birthers will most likely refuse to acknowledge it as authentic.

If you could use a time machine to pick up Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, and Frank Capra, then get four DNA experts picked by Fox News, a video camera (operated by Capra), then go back to the hospital in Hawaii on the day of Barack Obama’s birth, tape the whole thing, then have the DNA experts draw blood from baby Obama and 2011 Obama, get a 100% match with Reagan as well as Lincoln signing the affidavit and the Birther fucktards would still say, “IT’S A FAAAAAAKE.”

These idiots lower my IQ every time they speak.

Nobody asked to see John McCain’s birth certificate. It’s interesting  this came up as soon as Obama said he was running for President. I’m sure this uproar has nothing to do with the color of Barack Obama’s skin.

“A Negro in the White House? Good God, head for the hills Cletus!!” – Typical Birther.

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 27, 2011 at 5:58 pm | by Ryan
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