Man arrested for “allegedly” jacking GTA IV


Isn’t America great?

So Grand Theft Auto IV came out yesterday and it’s already breaking sales records. I picked up my copy and I’m having a great time getting my Eliot Spitzer on. Unfortunately though, when popular things come out, there are idiots that choose to prove they should have been left in a tube sock (I like to use old shirts).

Dennis Richard Fiel, 27, had the great idea to not pay for GTA IV. Instead, Fiel “allegedly” went into a Gamestop store, sprayed employees with mace, and then ran off with merchandise which included Grand Theft Auto IV. He was arrested moments later. Mom and dad must be proud.

While watching the news broadcast I was shaking my head at a mother who was blaming video games for crimes like this. Video games haven nothing to do with this stupidity…IT’S THE PARENTS F*CKING FAULT FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO RAISE THEIR KIDS!!!!!

There are a great deal of parents that are either soft on their kids or have no idea how raise them. Therefore we have morons spreading like herpes.

How should parents raise their kids? Let me share a story with you. Let’s go back to 1989…

McBain’s Dad: I thought I told you to take out the garbage and clean your room.

Ryan McBain: I don’t want to.

MD: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

RM: You heard me. F*ck all that noise.

[McBain’s dad gives him a backhand that would make Ike Turner jealous]

MD: SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!

RM: The trash and my room will be taken care of in 10 minutes…father.

MD: You got 9 minutes you punk bitch!

Looks like I turned out alright…

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 30, 2008 at 10:37 pm | by Ryan
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RyanMcBain.com 2008 NFL Mock Draft

THE ONLY MOCK DRAFT THAT MATTERS…BITCHES!!!

Miami Dolphins

1. Jake Long
Position: OT
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 295 lbs
School: Michigan
Class: Senior

St. Louis Rams

2. Chris Long
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 280 lbs
School: Virginia
Class: Senior

Atlanta Falcons

3. Matt Ryan
Position:
QB
Ht-Wt: 6′5″ 220 lbs
School: Boston College
Class: Senior

Oakland Raiders

4. Vernon Gholston
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 266 lbs
School: Ohio St.
Class: Junior

Kansas City Chiefs

5. Glenn Dorsey
Position: DT
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 297 lbs
School: LSU
Class: Senior

New York Jets

6. Darren McFadden
Position:
RB
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 205 lbs
School: Arkansas
Class: Junior

New England Patriots

*7. Leodis McKelvin
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 5’10” 185 lbs
School: Troy
Class: Senior

Baltimore Ravens

8. Sedrick Ellis
Position:
DT
Ht-Wt: 6′1″ 295 lbs
School: USC
Class:
Senior

Cincinnati Bengals

9. Derrick Harvey
Position:
DE
Ht-Wt: 6′4″ 260 lbs
School: Florida
Class: Junior

New Orleans Saints

10. Keith Rivers
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 235 lbs
School: USC
Class: Senior

Buffalo Bills

11. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 180 lbs
School: Tennessee State
Class: Senior

Denver Broncos

12. Chris Williams
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6′6″ 315 lbs
School: Vanderbilt
Class: Senior

Carolina Panthers

13. Ryan Clady
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 320 lbs
School:Bosie State
Class: Junior

Chicago Bears

14. Jeff Otah
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 340 lbs
School: Pittsburgh
Class: Senior

Detroit Lions

15. Rashard Mendenhall
Position:
RB
Ht-Wt: 5’11” 225 lbs
School: Illinois
Class: Junior

Arizona Cardinals

16. Jonathan Stewart
Position: RB
Ht-Wt: 5’11” 225 lbs
School: Oregon
Class: Junior

Kansas City

*17. Phillip Merling
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’5″ 270 lbs
School: Clemson
Class: Senior

Houston Texans

18. Mike Jenkins
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 200 lbs
School: South Florida
Class: Senior

Philadelphia Eagles

19. Kenny Phillips
Position: S
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 212 lbs
School: Miami (FL)
Class: Junior

Tampa Bay

Buccaneers

20. DeSean Jackson
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 170 lbs
School: California
Class: Junior

Washington Redskins

21. Devin Thomas
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 220 lbs
School: MSU
Class: Junior

Dallas Cowboys

*22. Malcolm Kelly
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 220 lbs
School: Oklahoma
Class: Junior

Pittsburgh Steelers

23. Gosder Cherilus
Position: OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 315 lbs
School: Boston College
Class: Senior

Tennessee Titans

24. James Hardy
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 220 lbs
School: Indiana
Class: Junior

Seattle Seahawks

25. Kentwan Balmer
Position: DT
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 300 lbs
School: UNC
Class: Senior

Jacksonville Jaguars

26. Calais Campbell
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 280 lbs
School: Miami (Fla)
Class: Senior

San Diego Chargers

27. Aqib Talib
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 180 lbs
School: Kansas
Class: Junior

Dallas Cowboys

28. Felix Jones
Position: RB
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 205 lbs
School: Arkansas
Class: Junior

San Francisco 49ers

29. Jerod Mayo
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 242 lbs
School: Tennessee
Class: Junior

Green Bay

Packers

30. Antoine Cason
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 180 lbs
School: Arizona
Class: Senior

New England Patriots

31. New England Patriots * – Forfeit their 1st round pick because they are punk ass cheating bitches.

New York Giants

32. Dan Connor
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 225 lbs
School: Penn State
Class: Senior

# 7 – San Francisco Trades their 2008 1st Round Pick to New England for their 2007 1st Round Pick

# 17 – Minnesota Trades their 2008 1st Round 2, along with their two 3rd round picks, and swapping 6th round picks to Kansas City for Jared Allen.

# 22 – Cleveland trades their 2008 1st Round Pick to Dallas for their 2007 1st Round Pick

# 29 – Indianapolis trades their 2008 1st Round Pick and 2007 4th Round Pick to San Francisco for their 2007 2nd Round Pick

# 31 – New England Forfeits their 2008 1st Round Pick for using video cameras to spy on their opponents…which of course is what punk ass bitches do

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 24, 2008 at 11:23 am | by Ryan
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Baracky The Movie


This “film” has me pumped for the Tuesday primary in Pennsylvania. Can Baracky do it??!

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 20, 2008 at 10:22 pm | by Ryan
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