Shaq Vs. Kobe: Return of Da Return
The classy individuals at TMZ have posted a video of Shaq ripping Kobe a new anus (or at least trying to) in New York. Those who thought this feud was done…THINK AGAIN!!
- Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”
- After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
- The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.
Lyrically the diss is weak, but it made me laugh. There’s something about a grown man asking another adult how his ass taste – that makes me chuckle. Personally I can’t wait for Kobe’s “Hit ’em Up” response.
Kobe: That’s why I f*ck your bitch you fat motherf*cka.” Maybe put Pau Gasol on the hook, mmm mmm mmmmm. Instant classic.
Chad Johnson will punk you
Mr. Johnson pulled a dick move – but it was funny. Most pissed off athletes on Ocho Cinco’s level would have snapped at the reporter or just ignored him. Right now I don’t know what’s worse. All I know is somebody got punked!!!
But the message is clear. Chad Johnson is still not happy in Cincinnati. I wonder if Bengal fans realize this is only going to get worse.