Joe the Puppet

I don’t know what humors me more. The fact that Joe the Plumber is a simple minded puppet for the Republican party or Fox News givingĀ  Barack Obama some honest love.

It’s rather obvious that Joe the Puppet has no idea what he is talking about when it comes to Obama’s foreign policy. Poor Joe has been shoved into the limelight the same way Sarah Palin has. He is entirely inadequate to speak to the public as an expert. Thankfully Shepard Smith is not your average run of the mill hate monger on Fox. I really respect that. Sean Hannity would of had an orgasm the second Joe finished his idiot views on Obama.

Let me do you a favor Joe and give you some info on Barack Obama’s foreign policy advisers. They have been the Brookings Institution’s Susan E. Rice, former National Security Adviser Anthony Lake, former Navy Secretary Richard Danzig, and Republican Senator Richard Lugar.

Yet, Joe the Puppet believes a vote for Obama would mean death for Israel. Even though Barack Obama has stated how important Israel is to the USA. But Joe the Puppet still believes the rhetoric that is being fed to him. He couldn’t even give a solid reason as to why Obama would be bad news for Israel. I’d be surprised if Joe could find Israel on a map.

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: October 30, 2008 at 5:38 am | by Ryan
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Dana White keeps it gully!

I’m slowly starting to get into Mixed Martial Arts. I don’t give a shit about Elite XC. UFC is easily far superior for a plethora of reasons. Say what you want about UFC President Dana White, but this rant proves he is one of those reasons.

Check out the video and watch Dana White comment on the Elite XC and the Kimbo Slice Seth Petruzelli fight. He pulls no punches. As a matter of fact, White spits on his “Johnson”, bends Elite XC over the kitchen sink, and…well you get the point.

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: October 12, 2008 at 10:38 am | by Ryan
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David Duchovny wants to have boring sex


I wonder what type of freaky shit he use to make her do…

So David Duchovny has checked himself out of rehab. What was his drug of choice? Sex. Wild, kinky, dirty, filthy porno sex where you shoot Peter North loads on…well you get the point. Apparently the former X-files star couldn’t handle the addiction anymore and needed help.

Hey dawg, I feel what you’re going through. But unlike you, I’m never going to run away from what you call an addiction. I call it a gift. I mean come on man, if sex isn’t dirty then you’re not doing it right. When I reach the pearly gates I’m sure I’ll be asked about my sins. The big Black man in the sky is gonna try and grill me on the fact that some several women call me a sexual deviant. I’ll be sure to tell him when it comes to this, the only thing I’m guilty of is having a healthy sexual appetite.

After that I’m gonna ask to see 2pac.

ONE!

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: October 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm | by Ryan
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