RyanMcBain.com 2008 NFL Mock Draft

THE ONLY MOCK DRAFT THAT MATTERS…BITCHES!!!

Miami Dolphins

1. Jake Long
Position: OT
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 295 lbs
School: Michigan
Class: Senior

St. Louis Rams

2. Chris Long
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 280 lbs
School: Virginia
Class: Senior

Atlanta Falcons

3. Matt Ryan
Position:
QB
Ht-Wt: 6′5″ 220 lbs
School: Boston College
Class: Senior

Oakland Raiders

4. Vernon Gholston
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 266 lbs
School: Ohio St.
Class: Junior

Kansas City Chiefs

5. Glenn Dorsey
Position: DT
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 297 lbs
School: LSU
Class: Senior

New York Jets

6. Darren McFadden
Position:
RB
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 205 lbs
School: Arkansas
Class: Junior

New England Patriots

*7. Leodis McKelvin
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 5’10” 185 lbs
School: Troy
Class: Senior

Baltimore Ravens

8. Sedrick Ellis
Position:
DT
Ht-Wt: 6′1″ 295 lbs
School: USC
Class:
Senior

Cincinnati Bengals

9. Derrick Harvey
Position:
DE
Ht-Wt: 6′4″ 260 lbs
School: Florida
Class: Junior

New Orleans Saints

10. Keith Rivers
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 235 lbs
School: USC
Class: Senior

Buffalo Bills

11. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 180 lbs
School: Tennessee State
Class: Senior

Denver Broncos

12. Chris Williams
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6′6″ 315 lbs
School: Vanderbilt
Class: Senior

Carolina Panthers

13. Ryan Clady
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 320 lbs
School:Bosie State
Class: Junior

Chicago Bears

14. Jeff Otah
Position:
OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 340 lbs
School: Pittsburgh
Class: Senior

Detroit Lions

15. Rashard Mendenhall
Position:
RB
Ht-Wt: 5’11” 225 lbs
School: Illinois
Class: Junior

Arizona Cardinals

16. Jonathan Stewart
Position: RB
Ht-Wt: 5’11” 225 lbs
School: Oregon
Class: Junior

Kansas City

*17. Phillip Merling
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’5″ 270 lbs
School: Clemson
Class: Senior

Houston Texans

18. Mike Jenkins
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 200 lbs
School: South Florida
Class: Senior

Philadelphia Eagles

19. Kenny Phillips
Position: S
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 212 lbs
School: Miami (FL)
Class: Junior

Tampa Bay

Buccaneers

20. DeSean Jackson
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 170 lbs
School: California
Class: Junior

Washington Redskins

21. Devin Thomas
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 220 lbs
School: MSU
Class: Junior

Dallas Cowboys

*22. Malcolm Kelly
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 220 lbs
School: Oklahoma
Class: Junior

Pittsburgh Steelers

23. Gosder Cherilus
Position: OT
Ht-Wt: 6’6″ 315 lbs
School: Boston College
Class: Senior

Tennessee Titans

24. James Hardy
Position: WR
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 220 lbs
School: Indiana
Class: Junior

Seattle Seahawks

25. Kentwan Balmer
Position: DT
Ht-Wt: 6’4″ 300 lbs
School: UNC
Class: Senior

Jacksonville Jaguars

26. Calais Campbell
Position: DE
Ht-Wt: 6’7″ 280 lbs
School: Miami (Fla)
Class: Senior

San Diego Chargers

27. Aqib Talib
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’2″ 180 lbs
School: Kansas
Class: Junior

Dallas Cowboys

28. Felix Jones
Position: RB
Ht-Wt: 6’0″ 205 lbs
School: Arkansas
Class: Junior

San Francisco 49ers

29. Jerod Mayo
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 242 lbs
School: Tennessee
Class: Junior

Green Bay

Packers

30. Antoine Cason
Position: CB
Ht-Wt: 6’1″ 180 lbs
School: Arizona
Class: Senior

New England Patriots

31. New England Patriots * – Forfeit their 1st round pick because they are punk ass cheating bitches.

New York Giants

32. Dan Connor
Position: LB
Ht-Wt: 6’3″ 225 lbs
School: Penn State
Class: Senior

# 7 – San Francisco Trades their 2008 1st Round Pick to New England for their 2007 1st Round Pick

# 17 – Minnesota Trades their 2008 1st Round 2, along with their two 3rd round picks, and swapping 6th round picks to Kansas City for Jared Allen.

# 22 – Cleveland trades their 2008 1st Round Pick to Dallas for their 2007 1st Round Pick

# 29 – Indianapolis trades their 2008 1st Round Pick and 2007 4th Round Pick to San Francisco for their 2007 2nd Round Pick

# 31 – New England Forfeits their 2008 1st Round Pick for using video cameras to spy on their opponents…which of course is what punk ass bitches do

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 24, 2008 at 11:23 am | by Ryan
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