Man arrested for “allegedly” jacking GTA IV


Isn’t America great?

So Grand Theft Auto IV came out yesterday and it’s already breaking sales records. I picked up my copy and I’m having a great time getting my Eliot Spitzer on. Unfortunately though, when popular things come out, there are idiots that choose to prove they should have been left in a tube sock (I like to use old shirts).

Dennis Richard Fiel, 27, had the great idea to not pay for GTA IV. Instead, Fiel “allegedly” went into a Gamestop store, sprayed employees with mace, and then ran off with merchandise which included Grand Theft Auto IV. He was arrested moments later. Mom and dad must be proud.

While watching the news broadcast I was shaking my head at a mother who was blaming video games for crimes like this. Video games haven nothing to do with this stupidity…IT’S THE PARENTS F*CKING FAULT FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO RAISE THEIR KIDS!!!!!

There are a great deal of parents that are either soft on their kids or have no idea how raise them. Therefore we have morons spreading like herpes.

How should parents raise their kids? Let me share a story with you. Let’s go back to 1989…

McBain’s Dad: I thought I told you to take out the garbage and clean your room.

Ryan McBain: I don’t want to.

MD: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

RM: You heard me. F*ck all that noise.

[McBain’s dad gives him a backhand that would make Ike Turner jealous]

MD: SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!

RM: The trash and my room will be taken care of in 10 minutes…father.

MD: You got 9 minutes you punk bitch!

Looks like I turned out alright…

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: April 30, 2008 at 10:37 pm | by Ryan
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