Craig Ackerman: “The Lakers have just pooped their big boy pants!”


Houston Rockets radio announcer Craig Ackerman nailed it. I can’t think of a funnier radio call.

I hope Pau Gasol doesn’t get a splinter in his ass from riding the pine. Before last nights game, Kobe Bryant talked about Pau Gasol’s pathetic play as of late.

“Put your big-boy pants on. Just adjust. Just adjust. You can’t whine about it. You can’t complain about it.”

Last night the Lakers led the Rockets by 17 points at one point, and held a 10 point edge going into the fourth quarter. Then came the collapse. Or as I like to call it, giving up the panties. The Lake Show missed 12 of 19 from the field, 4 of their 5 three pointers, and 6 of 13 from the charity stripe.

It looks like the entire Laker team needs a pair of big boy pants.

Let’s be honest here. The Lakers are horrible. Yet, they walk around thinking they can beat anyone because they are the Lakers. Reality check. The emperor has no clothes. Steve Nash is old and injured, Dwight Howard is hurt and can’t hit a free throw to save his life, Metta World Peace probably still thinks the Lakers can win 73 games, and the bench offense is more staggering than Lindsay Lohan after drinking a bottle of Kauffman Vodka.

The only person who has a snowball chance in Hell of fixing this mess, is most likely in Montana reading books and smoking blunts. And after the way he was treated by the Purple and Gold, Jim Buss might have to get some high grade dope to either smoke himself, or bribe Colonel Sanders Phil Jackson to come back.

Maybe the Lakers should change their logo to Jerry Buss taking a shit.

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

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Posted: December 5, 2012 at 9:34 am | by Ryan
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