This is why I stay single

Do they really need to say alcohol was involved? That’s like saying a pedophile drives an old blue van.

This is what happens when you stick your penis in crazy. The boyfiend is lucky this “classy” lady didn’t cut off his magic stick.

Sometimes I think Crispin Hellion Glover was right all along…

“Women are sweet.  And girls are honey. But beat your meat,  and save your money.”

Or you could just follow this rule…

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

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Posted: February 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm | by Ryan
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