President Obama releases his Long Form Birth Certificate for the idiots
President Obama today gave into the nut-jobs and the intellectually challenged by releasing the long form version of his birth certificate.
I’m sure some will ask why it took so long. The fact of the matter is if you request your birth certificate from the state of Hawaii, they give you a “Certification of Live Birth” (COLB) like Obama had released back in 2007. Obama’s legal team had to get a special waiver to get the long form version released, which was a complete waste of time and tax payer money. Obviously, these were the reasons he didn’t want to bother with it before. Unfortunately this “not an American citizen nonsense” kept coming back like a bad case of herpes.
The Birthers will most likely turn this into a new conspiracy. People like this never cease to amaze me with their stupidity. Even with a copy of the long form, the Birthers will most likely refuse to acknowledge it as authentic.
If you could use a time machine to pick up Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, and Frank Capra, then get four DNA experts picked by Fox News, a video camera (operated by Capra), then go back to the hospital in Hawaii on the day of Barack Obama’s birth, tape the whole thing, then have the DNA experts draw blood from baby Obama and 2011 Obama, get a 100% match with Reagan as well as Lincoln signing the affidavit and the Birther fucktards would still say, “IT’S A FAAAAAAKE.”
These idiots lower my IQ every time they speak.
Nobody asked to see John McCain’s birth certificate. It’s interesting this came up as soon as Obama said he was running for President. I’m sure this uproar has nothing to do with the color of Barack Obama’s skin.
“A Negro in the White House? Good God, head for the hills Cletus!!” – Typical Birther.
Posted: April 27, 2011 at 5:58 pm | by Ryan
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Suspend Jim Tressel for the season
Ohio State coach Jim Tressel apologized Wednesday for letting people down and acknowledged that in the poll of public opinion, he may be viewed as a cheater in the wake of the violations that led to his self-imposed 5 game suspension.
“I suppose there could be some that might feel that way and there might be others who might not.”
Relax Jimmy, the public is aware that pretty much all successful coaches lie and cheat in some way. Unfortunately (for you), you got caught. It’s OK Jimmy because the punishment (which you gave yourself) was a slap on the wrist.
Missing 5 games is a joke especially when you are allowed to work with the team all spring, throughout preseason practices, and even during the suspension. That’s right folks. Jim Tressel just has to stay away from the Buckeyes on game day during his 5 game suspension.
Former Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Bryant was suspended for 10 games when it was proven he lied to the NCAA about his relationship with Deion Sanders. What Tressel did was much worse.
Tressel knew for a fact at least two of his current players had sold signed Ohio State memorabilia and were receiving improper benefits. But Tressel told the NCAA that he had no knowledge of any violations. Seems like a bigger lie to me. Plus, last time I checked we tend to hold coaches to a higher standard.
If simply lying about a friendship means you get shit-canned for 10 games, Tressel’s Sgt. Schultz routine (I know nothing) should get him banned for the entire season. The NCAA needs to step up. Simply accepting Tressel’s sanctions — which also includes a $250,000 fine taken from his estimated $3.5 million annual salary is unacceptable.
I’ll be surprised if the NCAA does the right thing here. This entire situation is just another example of why the college system is flawed.
Posted: March 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm | by Ryan
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Rep. Michele Bachmann proposes a tax code that would encourage “family formation.”
Michele Bachmann…that’s all I really have to say. But I will continue.
The batshit crazy (Tea Party Queen) United States Representative is proposing a tax system that would encourage “family formation.” Bachmann wants to give tax credits and/or lower tax rates to parents who are married as opposed to those who are single. I highly doubt it’s even that cut and dry. Bachmann’s past statements on gays and lesbians, makes me believe the tax breaks would only be for heterosexual couples.
Last time I checked, single parents have a more difficult time financially taking care of a child than people who are married. But that doesn’t matter to Michele Bachmann because single parents are immoral in her eyes and must be punished. I thought the Republican party (and the Tea Party) wanted less government control.
Apparently government control is bad when it does things like regulate businesses, keep our food and products safe, and try to keep corporations from screwing individuals. But it’s great when it controls your private life. The Right Wing’s plan is simple. You will marry who they tell you to marry, have sex in the manner they tell you to, and reproduce according to their plan. Resistance is futile!!!
What about the widows of soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan? Do they count? Hey Michele, maybe we can use all that money we’ll be taking away from poor single parents trying to feed their children, and use it to give tax breaks for the rich. I bet you would just love that. Doesn’t encouraging “family formation” through tax credit cripple the sanctity of marriage? I thought your definition of marriage was a holy union between a man and a woman, who make a promise to one another and to God based on love. This proposal would only encourage people to marry for financial reasons.
I’m having a hard time figuring out who’s more insane. Michele Bachmann or the people who voted for her.
[Michele Bachmann wants new tax code]
Posted: March 28, 2011 at 10:42 pm | by Ryan
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