{"id":1165,"date":"2012-03-10T14:13:13","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T22:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ryanmcbain.com\/flowcheck\/?p=1165"},"modified":"2012-03-10T14:13:13","modified_gmt":"2012-03-10T22:13:13","slug":"what-not-to-do-at-a-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ryanmcbain.com\/flowcheck\/what-not-to-do-at-a-job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"What NOT to do at a job interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><object width=\"448\" height=\"374\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.worldstarhiphop.com\/videos\/e\/16711680\/wshh4KDTCN8x0y0x056F\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed width=\"448\" height=\"374\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worldstarhiphop.com\/videos\/e\/16711680\/wshh4KDTCN8x0y0x056F\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Still unemployed? Well, you can&#8217;t blame the recession on this one.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care how good your resume is. If you show up to a job\u00a0an\u00a0interview\u00a0 with &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JuQ9fk2UeT4\" target=\"_blank\">dangly parts<\/a>&#8221; showing, chances are you&#8217;re not getting the job.<\/p>\n<p>[<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/lanow\/2012\/03\/man-shows-up-for-job-interview-naked-high-on-meth.html\" target=\"_blank\">Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth<\/a><\/strong>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still unemployed? Well, you can&#8217;t blame the recession on this one. I don&#8217;t care how good your resume is. If you show up to a job\u00a0an\u00a0interview\u00a0 with &#8220;dangly parts&#8221; showing, chances are you&#8217;re not getting the job. 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