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When I’m not surfing the Internet for porn<\/del> recorded\u00a0acts of mature adults having coitus, I occasionally read something that opens my mind’s eye.<\/p>\n

A truth so obvious, yet not known by enough of the population…<\/p>\n

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I miss George Carlin.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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