{"id":3330,"date":"2015-01-02T09:45:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T17:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ryanmcbain.com\/flowcheck\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2015-01-02T14:04:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T22:04:17","slug":"sugar-bowl-when-youre-at-the-game-with-your-side-piece-realize-youre-on-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ryanmcbain.com\/flowcheck\/sugar-bowl-when-youre-at-the-game-with-your-side-piece-realize-youre-on-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"Sugar Bowl: When You&#8217;re At The Game With Your Side Piece &#038; Realize You&#8217;re On TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o1OM0NMnvfc\" width=\"460\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Shouldn&#8217;t this OSU fan be happy? Did she realize she got caught on TV with her side piece?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/did-this-osu-fan-get-caught-on-live-tv-with-her-sidepie-1677079353\" target=\"_blank\">Jezebel.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p data-textannotation-id=\"d600742a07af7ae2824f08d49aca6ac6\">Occam&#8217;s razor says yes, that is the most likely of scenarios, especially considering the way the woman jerks her hand away from dude&#8217;s neck, which she previously seemed to be gently rubbing, and darts her eyes around very shiftily. But it also contains multitudes, and there are several other possible scenarios for her unexpected TV cameo and subsequent weird reaction:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Homegirl and her friends were literally on that &#8220;roll tide,&#8221; partaking in a little fun college football game MDMA, and upon recognizing herself on the screen, she was immediately propelled into a drug-fueled existential crisis. 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