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It\u2019s obvious Eli Manning slept rather well after the NFC Championship game. Upsetting the Packers was no easy feat. When Manning woke up he probably took a nice long morning piss and then walked down stairs to fix himself breakfast. Peanut butter Cap\u2019n Crunch I\u2019m guessing.<\/p>\n
While eating the breakfast that probably never tasted so good, Eli most likely picked up the phone and made a call\u2026<\/p>\n
Ring\u2026ring\u2026ring<\/strong><\/p>\n
Tiki Barber:<\/font> Hello.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Eli Manning:<\/font> WHAT!?<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> Umm, whose calling?<\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Mothaf*cka don\u2019t play dumb. You know who this is.<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> Eli?<\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Nah. Nah, you little punk ass trick. Don\u2019t even call me that anymore. From now on call me Eazy \u201cMothaf*ckin\u201d E!<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> What the Hell is wrong with you? Are you drunk?<\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Listen up slap dick. I know you saw the game Sunday night. And I know damn well you\u2019ve been watching me get all up in that ass during the playoffs. You\u2019ve been talking all this sh*t ever since you retired. I don\u2019t see you opening that horse mouth of yours now. My QB rating is off the chain in the playoffs hoe cake!!<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> First off you need to calm down. Second off..<\/strong><\/p>\n
Eli interupts<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Shut the hell up before I come over with my posse and smack the sh*t out of you. You said I\u2019m not a leader. Well, I\u2019m taking my team to the Super Bowl. And I\u2019m fixing to end the Patriots perfect season, mothaf*cka what!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> You\u2019re going to beat the Patriots? Ok, now I know you\u2019re drunk.<\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Toss my salad you bald headed prick! I\u2019ve been serving fools for a minute without Shockey and with Burress on a bad wheel. And don’t even get me started on Toomer dropping more balls than Lance Bass at a gay bath house. How ya gonna feel when I get that ring? Better yet how is it gonna feel when I put that ring on and fist your anus!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> F*ck you! Don\u2019t ever call me again. I\u2019m hanging up and calling Roger Goodell right now.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Tiki hangs up<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Oh no he didn\u2019t!! <\/strong><\/p>\n
Eli hits redial<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
Ring\u2026ring\u2026ring\u2026ring<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Scared mothaf*cka!!<\/strong><\/p>\n
Answering machine picks up\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
Answering Machine: Hello we can\u2019t come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number after the beep.<\/strong><\/p>\n
EM:<\/font> Tiki! Pick up. I just got one more thing to say.<\/strong><\/p>\n
TB:<\/font> <Heavy sigh>
<\/heavy> Yes Eli?<\/strong><\/p>\n EM:<\/font> Suck my 6 inch white d*ck you fake ass Huxtable!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n
Eli slams the phone down, scratches his crotch, and then proceeds to finish eating his peanut butter Cap\u2019n Crunch.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
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