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A bad omen for the Big Game this Sunday?<\/p>\n

EA Sports recently held a\u00a0simulation Super Bowl game\u00a0using Madden 2008.\u00a0The New England Patriots\u00a0<\/strike>Satan’s Team defeated the New York Giants 38 to 30 at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.\u00a0God help us. God help us all!<\/p>\n

Here is the breakdown of the Patriots unholy victory…<\/p>\n

\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\n1st<\/th>\n2nd<\/th>\n3rd<\/th>\n4th<\/th>\nOT<\/th>\nFinal<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
Giants<\/td>\n7<\/td>\n6<\/td>\n10<\/td>\n7<\/td>\n–<\/td>\n30<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Patriots<\/td>\n7<\/td>\n10<\/td>\n14<\/td>\n7<\/td>\n–<\/td>\n38<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
1st Quarter<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
NE TD – L. Maroney 12Yd Run, 9:56<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG TD – S. Smith 32 Yd pass from E. Manning, 4:57<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2nd Quarter<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
NE FG – S. Gostkowski, 31 Yd FG, 14:28<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG FG – L. Tynes, 34 Yd FG, 12:45<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NE TD – W. Welker 3 Yd Pass from T.Brady, 6:37<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG FG – L. Tynes, 42 Yd FG, 1:30<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3rd Quarter<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG FG – L. Tynes, 30 Yd FG, 12:30<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NE TD – L. Maroney, 2 Yd Run, 9:41<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG TD – A. Bradshaw 8Yd Run, 4:26<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NE TD – R. Moss 31 Yd Pass from T.Brady, 0:52<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
4th Quarter<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
NE TD – D. Stallworth 15 Yd Pass from T.Brady, 13:51<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NYG TD – B. Jacobs 9 Yd Run, 9:25<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

[A Perfect Ending for Patriots<\/a><\/strong>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A bad omen for the Big Game this Sunday? EA Sports recently held a\u00a0simulation Super Bowl game\u00a0using Madden 2008.\u00a0The New England Patriots\u00a0Satan’s Team defeated the New York Giants 38 to 30 at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.\u00a0God help us. God help us all! 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