A Conservative History of the United States

This is comedy gold.

I have to thank Jack Hitt from thenewyorker.com for this list of political gems. Even though my brain hurt while reading them, I got a pretty good laugh.

1500s: The American Revolutionary War begins: “The reason we fought  the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of  onerous crown.”—Rick Perry

1607: First welfare state collapses: “Jamestown colony, when it was  first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and  dying in the snow.”—Dick Armey

1619-1808: Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: “Other  than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.”—Michele  Bachmann (This is my favorite one) Read more…

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: September 22, 2012 at 4:36 am | by Ryan
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Live Coverage of Apple’s September 12th New iPhone 5



Live broadcasting by Ustream

The Apple iPhone 5.

The wait is over. Let’s see if it was worth is.

Will Apple bring the ruckus?

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: September 12, 2012 at 9:45 am | by Ryan
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The Holy Roller: Happy Anniversary Chargers Fans

I hate the San Diego Chargers. It could be the Chargers vs. the Ku Klux Klan, and I would be tempted to cheer for the Klan. That being said, I enjoy talking shit about the Dolts Bolts.

The fact that San Diego has never won a Super Bowl, brings a smile to my face. The last time they were in the big game, Me Against The World was my favorite album, I didn’t have my drivers license yet, and the price of gas was $1.15 a gallon. Oh the memories. Read more…

I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?

Posted: September 10, 2012 at 12:10 am | by Ryan
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