The San Francisco 49ers have a new fan
From this point on I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. But only for this season! I don’t know why it took me so long to figure this out. You might be wondering why I would root for such a crappy team. I’m sure a great deal of Niner fans were swallowing pills after watching their our team get served on Monday Night Football.
I’m not crazy. There’s a reason I’m adopting the 49ers. San Francisco’s record this season is 2-7. If the draft were held today they would have the 4th pick…which goes to Satan’s team. Yes the New England Patriots. In the 2007 NFL Draft San Francisco traded their 4th round selection (110th overall, used to select John Bowie) and their first-round selection in the 2008 Draft to New England for their last 1st round selection (28th overall, used to select Joe Staley). Thanks San Fran! Your upper management must have the intelligence of a stool sample. I also blame Roger Goodell for this debacle. If Goodell would have taken care of business by giving the proper punishment for “Spy Gate”, this travesty would not be possible. At the very least the correct repercussion should have been a loss of the Pat’s first round pick as well as the Niners’.
So that’s why I hope the 49ers win as much as possible for rest of this season. I hope they make the playoffs. Hell, I hope they go to the Super Bowl. I wouldn’t want them to win in the big game though. That would be crazy. But there’s a better chance of me receiving my reparations check than the San Francisco 49ers winning the Super Bowl this year.
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: November 13, 2007 at 12:48 am | by Ryan
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